Terrestrials must remain united against the aquatic threat.
Rising shark attacks in Sydney!
Cephalopod takeover attempt foiled in Santa Monica!
Look at the size of this stingray! (We all know what stingrays do to Australians…*)
Remain alert but not alarmed land-dwellers. If you know or suspect anyone of being a sympathiser to the marine cause, report them immediately to your local authorities.
This menace will not be allowed to affect our way of life.
*too early?
It's Alive!! 
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