Satan’s kitchen

16 09 2008

Satanists are scum.

Often stupid and violent scum too.

Now this is coming via Daily Mail at some point, so could be overblown with Anglo-hysteria – but ninemsn has regurgitated the report of four Russian emo/goths who were killed, stabbed, cut up, cooked and eaten by a cult of satanists in Yarosalv, NE Russia.

Police believe the killings were executed in two separate rituals on consecutive days and all the victims and killers knew each other.

Eight worshippers have been arrested over the murders, but have since claimed Satan would help them “avoid responsibility”.

[A cult] member claimed he turned to Satan after his prayers to God were not answered.

In a wonderful non sequitor move, the Russian government is now thinking of banning emo/goths from public buildings. The victims were emo/goths, so I can only assum the logic behind this is that Russian government buildings are just full of dangerous satanic cultists.*

*look out for Governor Palin quoting me on that soon