No, not Latin and Owls!

16 04 2010

Friday night at the movies:

How do I know this is bullshit? She says Harry Potter was “beautiful written and extremely provocative”. Excuse me? One word. “Muggle,” just, “Muggle.” Whenever anyone tells HP is the bomb, I say this, “Muggle?”

I also think it is a wonder of self-contradiction that such adamant True Believers in the One and Only God, still think that their is power in the symbols and practices of Thor and Wicca.


Kid’s consciences say the darndest things

19 06 2009

I love this comic from SnowFlakes (click through for entire panel and final gag)

Shouldn't you be an angel?

Yes, I’m sure I want to work with children for the rest of my life, maybe, sort of, oh no…

[Tidbit: One of the creators of this webcomic is Zach Weiner from SMBC)

I don’t believe in prom dates

18 02 2009

Wikipedia was founded by Prince Arthas?

Krazy Krow and Krakow Studies have unveiled a new webcomic project for 2009: CharlieHorse It has me all confused because the first chapter is entitled “September”. Start from the start. The latest panel is here.

Return of sexy succubi! (Though I will agree with Preston, what’s up with hooves…)

Preston and Charlotte do not look like they are going to get along like Case and Kia in the original Krakow. Maybe that will change, but Krakow is not always that predictable.

Can Charlie succeed as a demonic Henry Higgins to help Preston level up his charisma stats to land a prom date in time?

Check out the other stories from KrakowStudios:

The very original Krakow; skip forward to colour and panels; skip forward to the Demon Sisters

Krakow 2.0 is the tale of a sexy blonde (I mean blonde) bombshell of an assassin employed by a doublecrossing Jesus who kidnaps/rescues the daughter of Japanese magnate …

… and it didn’t end with that: Marilith is ongoing in an edgier new series (start at the start of Marilith).

Oh, if I had the internet monies…

You call that a Halloween?

4 11 2008

No ghouls or goblins rampantly terrorising the streets of Sydney from what i saw.

Oh. *Yawn*

You try getting a virgin sacrifice in this climate:

Halloween ‘not what it used to be’ complain satanists

Britain’s satanists and occultists united yesterday to call for a return to the ‘true meaning of Halloween’, amid concerns that commercialism threatens to overwhelm their traditional festival.

‘Hallloween is about giving – giving a virgin a quick deflowering before sacrificing her to the prince of darkness’ said James Faust of the Union of British Devil Worshippers. ‘Where did all the sweets come from? Satan isn’t fat! We want people to see past the pumpkins and crap fancy dress and look at our core beliefs.’

Great satire. But they have mixed up Satanism with occultism.

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Satan’s kitchen

16 09 2008

Satanists are scum.

Often stupid and violent scum too.

Now this is coming via Daily Mail at some point, so could be overblown with Anglo-hysteria – but ninemsn has regurgitated the report of four Russian emo/goths who were killed, stabbed, cut up, cooked and eaten by a cult of satanists in Yarosalv, NE Russia.

Police believe the killings were executed in two separate rituals on consecutive days and all the victims and killers knew each other.

Eight worshippers have been arrested over the murders, but have since claimed Satan would help them “avoid responsibility”.

[A cult] member claimed he turned to Satan after his prayers to God were not answered.

In a wonderful non sequitor move, the Russian government is now thinking of banning emo/goths from public buildings. The victims were emo/goths, so I can only assum the logic behind this is that Russian government buildings are just full of dangerous satanic cultists.*

*look out for Governor Palin quoting me on that soon