Dapper dolphins dealing crack to children

18 08 2009

And they think it’s just one big joke.

Crackie the dolphinA Brooklyn performance artist’s latest act is fake “candy crack” drug deals – riling neighborhood activists …

Dressed in a white tuxedo and a white dolphin headpiece, he shows up between the hours of 10 p.m. and 2 a.m., just like a many real drug pushers.

The further cracker is that this guy works in a bee genetics lab!

The poll accompanying this article is also hilarious:

Is Nate Hill doing something clever or criminal?

  • Criminal. By making it a joke, he minimizes the damage that real drug dealers do in a neighborhood.
  • Very clever. When did people get so uptight about delivering crack as a joke?
  • ‘Being criminally stupid is not illegal’

Votes are still open.




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