Forget Novel-writing. NMovember is about growing moustaches for charity.
From Strange World Goats:
Moustache Fighting was invented by the Sandinistas in 1967. Guerilla cells would often be isolated in the jungle for months at a time with no way to communicate with Liberation Front leaders. Moustache Fighting was the natural way to resolve disputes amongst soldiers and establish leadership hierarchies.
The Revolucion needs funding.
Why give a stuff:
Men are far less healthy than women. The average life expectancy for men is five years less than females (presently 78 compared to 83).
Men access health services 30-40% less than women, thereby denying themselves the chance for prevention and early detection of common diseases.
Photos of the final product will be produced (in full regalia!), but only if you donate.