No ghouls or goblins rampantly terrorising the streets of Sydney from what i saw.
You try getting a virgin sacrifice in this climate:
Britain’s satanists and occultists united yesterday to call for a return to the ‘true meaning of Halloween’, amid concerns that commercialism threatens to overwhelm their traditional festival.
‘Hallloween is about giving – giving a virgin a quick deflowering before sacrificing her to the prince of darkness’ said James Faust of the Union of British Devil Worshippers. ‘Where did all the sweets come from? Satan isn’t fat! We want people to see past the pumpkins and crap fancy dress and look at our core beliefs.’
Great satire. But they have mixed up Satanism with occultism.
I know its late, but more Halolween goodness below…
Hey kids. Here’s your treat. Lots of sweeties!!! The trick comes in 10 years, you’ll have Type II diabetes!
Why didn’t the zombie eat the clown?
Because he would taste funny.
Fill up my bag with candy or I’ll egg your car.
A Halloween party hostess opens the door and sees one of her guests has shown up stark naked except for a pair of of rollerblades. She asks him, “Just what the hell are you suposed to be”. He just grins and replies, “Why, I’m one of those pull toys.”